swolizard:

I don’t have time for ugly bitches with bad attitudes

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

neoliberalismkills:

Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

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ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

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claudia-the-universe-girl:

a-redharlequin:

su-upernatural:

kiss-my-assbutt-cuz-im-your-god:

thestoryofsweeran:

helloimemmy:

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:


I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

I just fucking love all of you.

Tumblr at night is a demented child’s dream

Child?

serious string 

Love it.

serious string

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sixpenceee:

thewhoviancockerspaniel:

sixpenceee:

angrynerdyblogger:

sixpenceee:

This extremely creepy looking bird was found in Venezuela. 

It’s called the great Potoo and it’s real. It’s rare to see one in broad daylight. 

I’m not sure what’s worse, seeing one in the day, or hearing a rustle from above you and shining your phone over to see what it is and seeing that face looming out of the darkness.

And then having it stare at you with it’s dark, beady eyes 

I LITERALLY JUST READ A CREEPY ASS STORY ABOUT A SMILING OWL AND NOW I SEE THIS FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE

Ooo let’s add more fuel to the fire

SMILING OWL STORY

"   I love people who are open-minded. People who just vibe with whatever you talk about. You can talk about anything and everything.   "
(via crvtch)

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

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