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Q: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

thefreakyouthinkyouknow:

tolkien-cthulhu-deathmetal:

Teacher: "One of the most infamous concentration camps during the Holocaust, was none other than Auschwitz."

Me: "THE MEANING OF PAIN! THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU DIE!"

Teacher: "…"

Me: "…"

Class: "…"

Me: "…Angel of Death"

Reblogging because when I was a kid I actually did this and I know I’m not the only one

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wolftea:

First morning walk at the new home, had a lovely welcoming from the mists